November 5, 2021
Let’s march into the conference center, commandeer the proceedings and start calling the shots from below!
In our Ultimatum we demanded that world leaders declare a code-red emergency, halt subsidies to oil corporations, declare a moratorium on pipeline construction, compensate poor countries for the overwhelming emissions of the rich, and move towards a global marketplace in which the price of every product tells the ecological truth.
COP26 has amounted to nothing but yet another hollow, back-patting dud. The sad truth is that our supposed leaders haven’t got a clue about how to get us out of the existential crisis we’re in. All they do is pay cynical lip-service to a future-anxious, shit-scared public.
So what’s our next strategic move?
We’re calling on a few courageous souls to welcome our leaders home with a pie in the face. Let’s spark a worldwide Pumpkin Pie Rebellion, put “leaders” to shame for their gross incompetence — and take resistance to their fatalistic endgame politics to a whole new level!
Hey all you misfits, malcontents, poets and punks out there:
Let the pies fly!
The Third Force